First post...

Ok. Here I go. I FUCKING HATE THE GOATEE and before you even begin to preach to me about what a goatee is and what it isn't hear this: THEY ARE ALL LAME.

I don't care if you are Brad Pitt or this douche:




If you have a goatee you look like a fool and I doubt you even realize it.

Goatee's are the MULLET of this decade. How long did it take for hicks from across this country to "get it" when it came to the mullet? We should admit it as a culture and consider ANYONE wearing this played out, stupid facial decoration a piece of FUCKING TRASH.